Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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