Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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