so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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