He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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