I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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