why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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