we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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