More tranny stories later!
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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