I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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