But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
try to milk me bitch
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize