This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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