do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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