I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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