Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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