Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
