hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i think i have herpe
just one?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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