I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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