he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
