***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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