Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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