Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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