Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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