i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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