Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
should my penis look like a turkey
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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