your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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