Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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