I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Randomize
