u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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