thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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