3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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