mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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