maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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