Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I have post one night stand depression
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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