My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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