Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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