We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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