At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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