I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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