So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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