what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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