Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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