Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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