Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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