Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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