I hate all girls vehemently.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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