PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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