So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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