I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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