in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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