I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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