did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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