Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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